Halloween costumes for your kids.

Let’s see what eBay has in the way of tot costumes.

I’m getting kind of a Satanic Teletubby vibe off this Billy the Goat outfit, except that instead of a TV screen in his stomach, he has a little fluffy beard hangin’ down, which is an improvement, I guess.

If I were totin’ this child door to door, I don’t think I’d
be able to resist saying, “Lookit my little wiener!”

From the expression on the turtle’s face, I’d say he’s been put on his back and allowed to struggle while everyone laughs. See, that’s what I’d do, which is why I thought it better not to have children. Instead, I have a cat. And I make her wear a bib.


Tags: , , , ,

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: